As always, if I forgot some Oscar-bait documentary film about snail racing in the Galapagos Islands, you can always write it in yourself on the pool form. These are the "heavy hitters" or at least the movies with a wide release!!!
November 5, 2026
The Cat in the Hat
Godzilla Minus Zero
The sequel to my favorite film of 2023. Lightning may not strike twice, but Godzilla does!
Wild Horse Nine
An indie-film all-star cast of Sam Rockwell, Parker Posey, John Malkovich, and Steve Buscemi star in this comedy (well, indie-comedy) about the CIA involvement in the Chilean coup of 1973. I mean, yeah, sure, we all remember that coup, right?
Drummer Boy
Also known as the musical version of Young Washington (they were filmed at the same time and used the same props and customers… love the hustle!). This time two brothers are thrown into opposite sides of the Revolutionary War and this kid next to them won’t stop banging on his drum all day.
November 11, 2026
Ghost Soldier
November 13, 2026
With all the greats that have played Scrooge (George C. Scott, Michael Caine, Patrick Steward, Scrooge McDuck), we can now add another name: Johnny Depp. Will this become this generation’s favorite version of a holiday staple or is this a chestnut we’ll roast on an open fire?
How to Rob a Bank
The latest action-comedy from David Leitch (Deadpool 2, Bullet Train, The Fall Guy) follows streamers broadcasting their heists while the FBI is trying to catch them. What?! Nothing about the Chilean coup in 1973? Definitely not an indie-film.
Victorian Psycho
Uh, imagine a serial killer in the 1850’s of jolly old England that’s wearing a bonnet instead of a hockey mask. Hey, it’s based on a book so it’s clear for learned people! Oh, so was American Psycho. Nevermind.
November 20, 2026
The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping
I Play Rocky
It’s a bio-drama about the legendary story of how Syvester Stallone wrote the Rocky script and fought to have himself cast as Rocky. I hear Sly thought this movie should’ve waited until after he died. Did he not see his own Escape Plan movies? It’s time!
Paper Tiger
When the description is “Neon's gritty crime drama starring Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson,” I don’t think there’s much more for me to add. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 25, 2026
Hexed
The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth
FYI, this is a 2-week limited window release before the Netflix premiere (like the previous Knives Out movies)... You’ve been warned! This is a follow-up on the Brad Pitt character from a Quentin Tarantino movie that Tarantino wrote and is letting David Fincher direct. Is this how Quentin’s going to get around only doing only 10 movies? He’s Dr. Seuss when he writes and directs, but he’s Theo LeSieg when writing and letting someone else direct.
Focker-In-Law
I have no idea on what Brink’s Truck was rolled-up to get everyone back 16 YEARS since that last Fockers film. Ariana Grande is now in her third Holiday Blockbuster Pool in a row though. Well played!
December 4, 2026
Violent Night 2
December 11, 2026
Zero A.D.: The Birth of Christ
A “thriller” based on Silent Night? Apparently this nativity story focuses on Mary and Joseph’s flight to Egypt while King Herod is trying to kill all the babies in Bethlehem. Yeah, everyone’s favorite part of the story. I hope they can keep Baby Jesus safe so Ricky Bobby has someone to pray to in Talladega Nights.
December 18, 2026
Avengers: Doomsday
Dune: Part Three
The series that gives blue eyes a bad name (don’t tell Frank Sinatra) is back for its final bow. When I thought Dune 2 was the last film, I was like “Huh, well, that’s a weird way to end.” Hopefully, I won’t feel the same after Dune 3. More importantly, Denis Villeneuve can finally move onto his next project: James Bond!
December 23, 2026
The Angry Birds 3
You know how there are some family films you know you saw with your kids and you have no memory of them. This will now be the third of them that had Angry Birds in the title.
December 25, 2026
Jumanji: Open World
Werewulf
After the holiday success of Nosferatu two years ago, Robert Eggers is at it again with an even hairier monster. It’s almost a reunion project as Nosferatu actors Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Willem Dafoe, and Lily-Rose Depp are all back as well. It’s like how they made two films at the same time with Drummer Boy but without the music. Is it too late to add some?



















